Glory to God and capital gains!

I put on some Michael Bolton, moved in close, and did the slowest, most sensual Roger Rabbit you can imagine.

This journey called life has been a wild ride, and I am living proof. Just remember, every setback is a setup for a comeback!

What is a woman without endless toil? Revered Obadiah says this question is unanswerable, and that I must live out my allotted days in a gratitude borne of terror for the future of my soul.